Texts from New Year's

I was going through my phone and came across a conversation with Sweetfiend that I had on New Year's Eve that I had almost no recollection of. It made me lol. Please to enjoy.

Sweetfiend: Happy New Year!
Ostrowe: You are 3 minutes early
Sweetfiend: Lol I was worried about service
Sweetfiend: How are you feeling?
Ostrowe: I am drunk!? You?
Sweetfiend: Me too. Someone threw cxonfetti at Peg's and she is angry
Ostrowe: Peg is orbrrry. (Ed. note - that was supposed to say "ornery". Stupid Blackberry.) I am awesome at rock band
Sweetfiend: Selena Gomez is singign. Don't you love her?
Sweetfiend: Let's play rock band (Ed. - She was in Queens and I was in Stamford, CT)
Ostrowe: Lol I do love selena gomez. (Ed. - The age of consent in NY is 17. Only 16 in CT!!!) How do you know that?
Sweetfiend: I am a twittwer stalkrer
Ostrowe: I am the greatest rock band singer of all time
Sweetfiend: Lies. I am
Ostrowe: Omg I seriosly doubt that
Ostrowe: I am the greatest man that ever lived. I was born to give
Sweetfiend: I'm a troblemaker
Sweetfiend: Never been a faker
Ostrowe: Lol if you're wondering if I want you to, I want you to
Ostrowe: I'm a do the things that I wanna do, I don't give a damn what I say to you
Sweetfiend: I eat my candy with the pork and beans
Ostrowe: You try to play it cool like you just don't care but soon I'll be playing in your underwear
Ostrowe: I'm like a mage with the magic spell you come like a dog when I ring your bell
Sweetfiend: I downloaded the weezwer pack to my rock band
Ostrowe: Wealthy!
Sweetfiend: Do you know Trustey?
Ostrowe: Yes why?
Sweetfiend: He is currentlu debating whether to fuck a
Sweetfiend: Ariel with a fish face and vagina
Sweetfiend: Or girl face and fins
Ostrowe: Lol sounds like trusty
Sweetfiend: Wha( do you choosre?
Ostrowe: I am a lead singer. Question?
Sweetfiend: Lol the questions is perfect vagina with fish head, or perfect girl with trout vagina
Ostrowe: Its all hips and nips
Ostrowe: I have the voice of an angel
Ostrowe: We are playing for Eddie o's shiny pants